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You gotta admire the man for his honesty

Posted by paddy o'furniture on Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:50:02 PM
 
 POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD
An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
A state wide manhunt ensued.
The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times. Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.
Sheriffï Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:  Because that's all the ammunition we had with us.
Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what !
However, the Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.
When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied "when you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."
 
Hope this puts a smile on your faces as it did mine.  Happy now, Neo.....?
 
God bless...
 
paddy
 
 
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So why aren't the Moody Blues in the Rock Hall of Fame?

Posted by paddy o'furniture on Thursday, October 29, 2009 3:43:39 PM
The so-called Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland is nothing but a joke.  Jackson Browne is in there.....  Jackson Browne?  Hell, they'll let anybody in there....except the Moodies. 
I guess Jan Wenner isn't a Moodies fan.  But if you are using qualities like "pioneering" or "influential" as your criteria, I fail to see why the Moodies wouldn't get a nod. They were to first to incorporate a live orchestra on an album, first to record a concept album and first rock act to utilize the Dram recording system.  That is pioneering.
Tom Petty is pioneering? Martha and the Vandellas are influential?
Much injustice is taking place in the world today....much of it in this country.  None greater than this.
 
God bless.....
 
paddy
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Dear Barack.....

Posted by paddy o'furniture on Friday, August 07, 2009 1:22:23 PM
 
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Love, paddy
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Spring Classes

Posted by paddy o'furniture on Monday, June 22, 2009 11:26:10 PM
Spring Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday,  June 9,  2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat 
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
 
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.  
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.  
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.  
Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM  
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.  
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.  
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday a nd Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.  
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours...
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.  

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Today in History

Posted by paddy o'furniture on Monday, June 15, 2009 2:32:21 PM

This is the anniversary of the day Benjamin Franklin flew his kite and made his famous discovery of electricity.

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